The Petty Progress Club

Make progress.
Make them nervous.

Funny, printable challenges for your next personal reset. Get organized, keep promises to yourself, and put that little bit of spite to work.

Small actions. Printable pages. Absolutely no inspirational sunsets.

Petty Momentum hero

New club. Clear intentions.

Realistic daily actionsHumor, not guiltProgress, not perfection

A reset with receipts

Less manifesting.
More checking boxes.

Breakup? Career frustration? Birthday-induced life audit? Start where you are. You don’t need a whole new personality.

Achievement card / a taste of the tone

“Today’s achievement: kept a promise to myself. Suspicious behavior.”
Petty MomentumQuietly improving. Loudly checking boxes.
  1. 01

    Do one actual thing.

    Daily workbook prompts turn a vague fresh start into a concrete action. Finish something, clear a little chaos, or follow through on a promise.

  2. 02

    Keep the evidence.

    Progress trackers give your small wins somewhere to land. A missed day is a missed day—not a character flaw.

  3. 03

    Be a little insufferable about it.

    Funny achievement cards make progress worth sharing. Post a win, invite a friend, or keep your comeback entirely to yourself.

Your next chapter, on paper

Start small. Get consistent.

We’re testing our first challenge, not promising an overnight transformation. Here’s what we’re building.

The warm-up · planned free sample

Get Your Act Together

$0

Three days of small actions to try the tone before committing to a full reset.

The full reset · in development

30-Day Petty Progress Challenge

$12–$17 planned test price

A downloadable, printable workbook with daily actions, progress trackers, and funny achievement cards. One personal reset. Thirty chances to follow through.

Do it for you. Mostly.

Your comeback can start
with one checked box.

Bring a little spite. Leave with a little momentum.

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